Go Lick The World Might Be the First Ever Current Affairs Clicker

It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to cringe. This inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical casual clicker game from Pixel Play.

The game's premise is delightfully absurd: lick the world as fast as you can (virtually, of course!). Tap the rotating 3D Earth, accumulating points and aiming for leaderboard supremacy.

Boost your score by tapping orbiting objects like LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's aircraft. Earthly targets include the White House, Antarctica, the Pyramids, and a humorously depicted San Francisco.

The game's quirky charm lies in its ever-changing assortment of objects. Monday features Impeach-Mints, Tuesday Tacos, Saturday Swifties, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (trucker hats, Uncle Sam, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), solar eclipse glasses, and more. These are earned through rewarded ads. A recent "Great Debate Update" even introduced a famous hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (via LickGPT), and obtain a blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both political sides and Trump's iconic hairstyle.